Are the Republicans diverse or what? We got a black guy, a Texan, two Mormons, one and a half women, and a slightly addled older fellow.
How do we turn these candidates into a perfect President. Let us pick and chose the best of each.
Attention-grabbing piercing voice and friskiness: Sarah Palin
Hair: Donald Trump. (Larry King proves it is not a rug.)
Strong jaw for handling illegal immigrants: Rick Perry
Simplifier of our horrible tax system: Herman Cain
Unstoppable force against public employees: Chris Christie
Professor of how the US actually works: Newt Gingrich
Jaundiced eye on the Federal Reserve: Ron Paul
Ability to stay on message: Michelle Bachmann
Face man for all public appearances: Jon Huntsman
(This guy looks like a movie star. And he speaks Chinese.)
Actual ability to do the hardest managerial job in the world:
Mitt Romney
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